Me: "Hello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi, is this Michael?"
Me: "Yep."
Telemarketer: "How are you doing today, sir? This is Randy with Random Spammer Service."
Me: "Letting the daaaaaaaaaaaaays go by -- telemarketer makes dumb sounds."
Telemarketer: "I'm sorry, what?"
Me: "Letting the daaaaaaaaaays go by -- telemarketer's grave is in the ground."
Telemarketer: "..."
Me: "Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever wa -"
Telemarketer: *click*
Haha I love this one.
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