Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Telemarketer: "Hello, is Michael available please?"
Me: "This is he."
Telemarketer: "Hello Michael, this is Raymond with Global Universal Technical Doohickies Limited. How are you doing today, sir?"
Me: "Raymond Raymond bo Baymond, banana fannah fo Faymond, me my mo Maymond...RAYMOND!!!"
Telemarketer: [pause and uncomfortable laughter] "Yes, sir. That's me. Michael, I'd like to talk to you about an amazing special we're running that's going to save you hundreds of dollars every year."
Me: "Michael Michael bo Bichael, banana fannah for Fichael, me my mo...shit, that's Michael again."
Telemarketer: [deafening silence]
Me: "I'm just messing around with you, Raymond. I'd love to hear more about this special of yours."
Telemarketer: "OK, sir. What we're offering is -- "
Me: "Hitler Hitler bo Bitler, banana fannah fo Fitler, me my mo -- "