Telemarketer: "Hi, is this Michael?"
Me: "Speaking."
Telemarketer: "Hello Michael, my name is Sarah and I'm with some shitty company you don't care about. How are you doing today?"
Me: "Sarah smile?"
Telemarketer: "I'm sorry, what was that?"
Me: [silence]
Telemarketer: "...I wanted to talk to you today about -- "
Me: "She knows what she wants; she's an all-American girl."
Telemarketer [nervous laughter]: "Like I was saying, I wanted to talk to you about unique real estate opportunities in the area."
Me: "You're a rich girl?"
Telemarketer [more awkward laughter]: "Hardly!"
Me: "You're out of touch."
Telemarketer: "Excuse me?"
Me: "I'm out of time."
Telemarketer: "Oh, OK. Well what I'm going to say is only going to take two minutes."
Me: "I can't go for that."
Telemarketer: "I'm sorr --"
Me: "NO CAN DO!!!"
*click*
LOL! You make my day with these!
ReplyDeleteI love these so much, man. Please, keep posting.
ReplyDeletePlease take a moment to vote for these two, today Nicorette– the contest ends tomorrow, May 25, 2011 so hurry!
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