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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

How Quickly Can I Make Them Hang Up? Part IV

Telemarketer: "Yes, is Michael [redacted] available?"

Me: "You know what I think? I think you should just take that poop out of the toilet and shove it right back into your butt."

*click*
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6 comments:

  1. ntrntslthSeptember 19, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    short but sweet! Mike I don't care how much of a life you have, get back to making more of these!

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    I will try this one tonight. Not like they won't call :(

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  3. AnonymousOctober 27, 2012 at 9:06 AM

    this might be the best thing I've ever read. Every single one of them is terribly funny

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  4. FredOctober 29, 2012 at 7:52 AM

    Maybe he's stopped posting because they all know not to call his number now...

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  5. AnonymousNovember 1, 2012 at 4:09 AM

    On a general note, this is genius stuff. Any chance that you would post the recordings? Of course beeping out any personal details.

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  6. Headset HellionDecember 14, 2012 at 9:16 PM

    I love this blog! When are you going to publish more posts?

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