Thursday, August 2, 2012

How Quickly Can I Make Them Hang Up? Part III

Telemarketer: "Is Michael available?"

Me: "You want to dock with me?"

Telemarketer: "I'm sorry?"

Me: "Wanna dock?"

Telemarketer: "What is docking?"

Me: "Docking is when you place the head of your penis inside the foreskin of another man's penis."

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2 comments:

  1. Ha ha! I learned something new today. That's awesome!

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  2. Are you going to do anymore? I really need a good laugh.

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