Telemarketer: "Is this Michael?"
Me: "Take me home tonight."
Telemarketer: "This is Steven from random company. How are you doing today, sir?"
Me: "I don't want to let you go 'till you see the light, Steven."
Telemarketer [no pause]: "Am I speaking to Michael?"
Me: "Take me home tonight."
Telemarketer: "...is Michael available to speak on the uh, phone?"
Me: "Listen Steven, just like Ronnie sang..."
Telemarketer: "..."
Me: "BEEEEE MY LITTLE BAAAAAAABAYYYYYYYY!!!"
Telemarketer [laughing]: "Have a good day, sir."
*click*
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