Call Hating
They ignored my name on the Do Not Call list. I ignored their dignity.
Thursday, July 26, 2012
H.P. Hatecraft
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Telemarketer: "We have a special offer for Michael [redacted]. Is he available?" Me: "You mean Professor [redacted]?" ...
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Wednesday, July 25, 2012
How Quickly can I Make Them Hang Up? Part II
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Telemarketer: "Hello, is Michael available please." Me: "Oh man, look what you made me do." Telemarketer: "....
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Oh My God
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Telemarketer: "Hi, is this Michael?" Me: "This is Michael." Telemarketer: "Hi Michael this is Rachel from -- ...
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012
A Very RiFF RaFF Call Hating
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The following is a Call Hating comprised almost entirely of lyrics from my favorite Riff Raff tracks. I compiled quotes from several so...
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Monday, July 23, 2012
Fus Ro Dialtone
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Telemarketer: "Yes, I'm looking for a Mr. [redacted]." Me: "This be he. Speak." Telemarketer: "Hello Mr....
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Sunday, July 22, 2012
How Quickly can I Make Them Hang Up? Part I
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Me: "Hello?" Telemarketer: "Hello, is Michael available please?" Me: "This is Michael." Telemarketer: ...
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Friday, July 20, 2012
Haterz Keep Hatin'
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Telemarketer: "Yes. Michael, please." Me: "Are you a hater?" Telemarketer: "Is this Michael?" Me: "Ha...
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