Call Hating

Telemarketer Robot: "Hello. Is this Michael [redacted] ? If this is Michael [redacted] , please stay on the line and a representative ...

Telemarketer: "Yes, is Michael [redacted] available?" Me: "You know what I think? I think you should just take that poop out...

Telemarketer: "Is Michael available?" Me: "You want to dock with me?" Telemarketer: "I'm sorry?" ...

Telemarketer: "Yes, may I speak with Michael [redacted], please?" Me: "You're speakin' at him, brother." Telema...

Telemarketer (recording): "Michael [redacted], this is your last chance to take advantage of a very special offer that will reduce you...

Telemarketer: "Yes, I'm looking a....Michael...[redacted]?" Me: "That's so Raven." Telemarketer: "I...

Telemarketer: "Hi there. Is Michael available?" Me: "That is a big affirmative." Telemarketer: "Hi Michael, my n...