Call Hating
They ignored my name on the Do Not Call list. I ignored their dignity.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
How Quickly Can I Make Them Hang Up? Part III
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Telemarketer: "Is Michael available?" Me: "You want to dock with me?" Telemarketer: "I'm sorry?" ...
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Wednesday, August 1, 2012
The Segway Flies Straight
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Telemarketer: "Yes, may I speak with Michael [redacted], please?" Me: "You're speakin' at him, brother." Telema...
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Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Man Child; Part II
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Telemarketer (recording): "Michael [redacted], this is your last chance to take advantage of a very special offer that will reduce you...
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Monday, July 30, 2012
That's So Raven!
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Telemarketer: "Yes, I'm looking a....Michael...[redacted]?" Me: "That's so Raven." Telemarketer: "I...
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Friday, July 27, 2012
The Art of Confusion; Part II
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Telemarketer: "Hi there. Is Michael available?" Me: "That is a big affirmative." Telemarketer: "Hi Michael, my n...
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Thursday, July 26, 2012
H.P. Hatecraft
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Telemarketer: "We have a special offer for Michael [redacted]. Is he available?" Me: "You mean Professor [redacted]?" ...
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Wednesday, July 25, 2012
How Quickly can I Make Them Hang Up? Part II
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Telemarketer: "Hello, is Michael available please." Me: "Oh man, look what you made me do." Telemarketer: "....
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