Call Hating

Telemarketer: "Hello, this is Rachel from The Crap Factory, how are you doing today, sir?"  Me: "Beet beet sugar beet sugar ...

Telemarketer: "Is this Michael?" Me: "Take me home tonight." Telemarketer: "This is Steven from random company. H...

Telemarketer: "Yes, is Michael available, please." Me: "Michael is totally available. Are you available?" Telemarke...

Telemarketer: "Yes, I'm looking for Michael. Is he available?" Me: "That's me." Telemarketer: "Hello Mic...

Telemarketer: "Hello, is Michael available?" Me: "CULTCHAAAAHHH!!!" Telemarketer: "...is this Michael?" Me: ...

Me: "Hold on a sec. I have another call coming in. I don't know this number. I think it's a telemarketer." Friend: "...

Telemarketer: "Yes, I'm looking for a...Michael [name redacted]. Is he available?" Me: "He sure is! Do you mind holdi...