Telemarketer: "Hello, this is Rachel from The Crap Factory, how are you doing today, sir?" Me: "Beet beet sugar beet sugar beet beet, sugar beet beeeeet."Telemarketer: "...would you like to hear what we have - "Me: "Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience."Telemarketer: "...we are offering - "Me: "Haters gonna hate, am I right?"
Telemarketer: "I'm sorry, what?"
Me: "Does it take pennies?"
Telemarketer: "Um..."
Me: "Treat Williams."
*click*
Telemarketer: "Is this Michael?"Me: "Take me home tonight."Telemarketer: "This is Steven from random company. How are you doing today, sir?"Me: "I don't want to let you go 'till you see the light, Steven."Telemarketer [no pause]: "Am I speaking to Michael?"Me: "Take me home tonight."
Telemarketer: "...is Michael available to speak on the uh, phone?"
Me: "Listen Steven, just like Ronnie sang..."
Telemarketer: "..."
Me: "BEEEEE MY LITTLE BAAAAAAABAYYYYYYYY!!!"
Telemarketer [laughing]: "Have a good day, sir."
*click*